i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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