I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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