I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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