plz talk dirty to me
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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