Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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