I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
