Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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