Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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