okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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