was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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