Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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