i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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