when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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