Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.