If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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