Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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(289): View more from Ontario

eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.

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(765): View more from Indiana

It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe

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(519): View more from Ontario

My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.

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(718): View more from New York

cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever

(347): View more from New York

The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer

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(705): View more from Ontario

It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina

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