She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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