but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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