so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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