dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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