She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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