yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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