yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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