I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Dear god my vagina.
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