Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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