That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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