i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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