i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument