Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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