I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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