Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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