She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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