Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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