"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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