im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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