yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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