Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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