i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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