There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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