But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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