is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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