epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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