Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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