We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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