scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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