You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I smell like Dick and happiness
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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