Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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