i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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