My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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