Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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