dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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