just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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