So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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