No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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