I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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