Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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