my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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