You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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