Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i think i just lost a toe
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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