Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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