There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I met the friendliest cop last night
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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